Crucifixion?

Ah, no. Freedom for me.

We quit. But before you pull out the hammer and nails, hear me out. We started the cleanse to feel good. Day 1, fine. Day 2, good. Day 3, fine. Day 4, shit*. Day 5, shit**.I get that there are supposed to be highs and lows. And it was very helpful to talk to a few of you about that. Although many of you were worthless. But. The overwhelming lack of energy (oxymoron?) was infuriating. [Insert animal roar here.]

So. I made chili. And John made Mac and Cheese. Both from scratch. Thankyouverymuch. However. I'm a glutton for punishment. Therefore. I've decided to do a "partial fast." For a few days, anyway. Read: We have a ton of fruit that will go to waste if I don't juice it. Plus. I kinda like it. I'll be having juice for breakfast and dinner. Chili for lunch. And we'll just see how it goes.

P.S. My chili is the bomb.

P.P.S. Do you think the government is going to start reading my blog now that I've mentioned bombs? Twice.

John's amendments:
*Not. The good kind.
**Definitely. Not. The good kind.