Morals

And Whatnot.

Stories are supposed to have a moral. Examples. Little Red Riding Hood: If your Grandma looks like a wolf, she is a wolf. Jack and Jill: When walking, always wear a helmet. Always. 3 Little Pigs:  If your neighbor is a wolf, don't taste like bacon. Humpty Dumpty: Don't climb walls. If you're an egg. Etc. Fantastic lessons for kids. I must say.

So. Being the "family friendly" blogger that I am, I decided that my juice fast story should have a moral. Here goes. It pays to take the easy way out. And/or cheat. That's right, boys and girls. I lost 6 pounds on a 3-day juice fast. And kept it off. Plus. I feel great. I'm eating better than ever. And I'm only 3 pounds away from my goal weight. So there.